10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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