10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."