10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.