10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.