10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"