10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes