10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.