10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is for loners.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Never educate a stupid poker player.