10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen