10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts