10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson