10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."