10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm