10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph