10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water