10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...