10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977