10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Fold and live to fold again