10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine