10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson