10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger