10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...