10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen