10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.