10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.