10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach