10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.