10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fold and live to fold again
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer