10 Random Poker Quotes

"What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."