10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is for loners.