10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris