10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom