10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz