10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.