10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-