10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.