10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.