10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz