10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is for loners.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm