10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts