10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs