10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.