10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003