10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.