10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- It's Free To Fold...
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."