10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.