10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "No river, no fish."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."