10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss