10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus