10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.